is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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