I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
COCAINE IS GR8
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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