foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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