As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I would ride that face into the sunset
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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