i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
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And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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