Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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