And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I think a kid would responsible me up
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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