MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She even gives head with a lisp.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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