Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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