Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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