I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
