is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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