roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I wish i was in the wii world.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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