I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
i know! what is this dateline?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
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I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.