Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam