This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
too bad you live with your parents still
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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