This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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