Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You were trust falling into bushes
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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