Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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