thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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