FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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