Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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