There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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