your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
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