Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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