At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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