i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
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