If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
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I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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