Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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