i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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