so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
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