Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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