You work out of a Hotel?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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