you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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