Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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