I just saw a hot homeless man
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
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Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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