Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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