i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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