I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
