No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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