I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
you mean i was at the winter classic?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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