Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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