Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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