Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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