What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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