? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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