jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I can't trust your balls anymore.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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