So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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