u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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