Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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