Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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