So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
