i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
The struggles of a small town man whore
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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