alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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