so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
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damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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