scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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