He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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