You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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