my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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