Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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